"I do not think that word means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride
Oh, Tom.....
I told you Tom would quickly become a site favorite. Here's his most recent faux pas.
"The greatest challenge in 2009 for the program was a major lack of funding and consecrated effort from those responsible for revenue."
Consecrated? I mean, clearly he meant concentrated but he wanted to go further, aim higher, look.....smarter. Until he didn't.
How does one consecrate an effort anyway?
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7 months ago
Perhaps, in addition to securing the appropriate funding, those responsible were also expected to turn bread and water into the body and blood of Jesus. Did you read the fine print on the grant?
ReplyDeleteEither that or ol' Tom managed to fail upwards yet again. His possible typo could also mean "to dedicate solemnly to a service or goal." Which would kinda fit in that sentence.
Bastard.
I think Kristen's comments should be a regualar feature on this blog. :)
ReplyDeletegross. What a doorknob.
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